(originally posted on LiveJournal)
You get paid $55 per hour, which is at least $20 more per hour than I make. So why am I awake until midnight fixing your mistakes?
The Only Actual Technical Writer Employed by The Company
Dear US Manager,
If you want your projects done on time, I have a few suggestions:
– Fire the contractor you just love. She doesn’t know FrameMaker, and she’s belligerent.
– Hire my husband. Why? Because he’s a damn good writer, an even better editor, and he knows FrameMaker almost as well as I do. And, because it’s insulting to have to do other people’s work when I know a more than competent individual who can do the job.
The Only Actual Technical Writer Currently Employed by The Company
You really are a good writer, and I’m sorry people suck. I love you.
The Only Wife Currently Enjoyed by You
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please write Midnight Sun. Trolling the Twilighted fanfic web site is beginning to feel a bit desperate.
A Recent Heroin Addict