My MIL is about to feed Jack dinner. Max is helping her decide what to feed him, and starts microwaving something.
MIL: What’s that we have there?
Max: (in bright tone) It’s Winter Squash!
MIL: (excited) Winter Squash?!? That sounds ducky!
Max: (in parent voice) No, organic winter squash and water.
Well, I thought it was funny!