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Weekly updates and stories about Jack Chittister

Jack’s Halloween October 31, 2008

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Jack’s Halloween started with Mommy and Daddy showing up at his school’s Halloween party at 11:30.

The party started at 11. 

Mommy was (still is) heartbroken. We missed their performance. They sang and paraded around in their school-made shirts. We did manage to get some playtime in.

 

Mommy, Daddy, and Jack at the Halloween Party

Mommy, Daddy, and Jack at the Halloween Party

Jack and Mommy at School

Jack and Mommy at School

 

 

Jack convinced us to take him home after the party. Daddy got him down for a nap. When he woke up, Daddy took Jack shopping for a new sleeping bag. You see, everyone at school has an actual sleeping bag, whereas Jack only has a blankie. (It’s a nice blankie, that he likes, from Aunt Donna and Uncle Bill.) Mommy had been going to wait til Christmas, but if everyone else has a sleeping bag… Mommy was too often the “only kid without” and, while sometimes it’s necessary to set limits, if it’s not too spoiling, then she wants Jack to have what the other kids have. Sadly, Daddy was unable to find a sleeping bag. 

Daddy was also unable to convince Jack to put his costume on to webcam with Grandma Sandy and Grandpa Clyde. The computers didn’t cooperate either. 

Jack came home from shopping whining for candy. He was unhappy when he was told that he had to eat dinner first. But Mommy said, “Jack, you are not getting candy until you eat dinner, so you might as well stop whining.” 

It worked.

Jack and Mommy did some last-minute decorating, while Daddy went out and got chicken nuggets. (Mommy needed fried protein that Jack would eat.) Jack managed to eat 3 chicken nuggets, a squeezy yogurt, and a package of cheese crackers. So, he got to eat an Almond Joy, provided by our next door neighbors. He ate the almond off the top, then licked the chocolate off and gave Daddy the coconut. 

Daddy took some pictures. Unfortunately, we forgot to get them when Jack had a clean face. So we call these “Thomas Ready for the Washdown.”

 

Jack as Thomas the Tank Engine

Jack as Thomas the Tank Engine

Jack as Thomas, Eating Candy

Jack as Thomas, Eating Candy

Despite off and on sprinkles, Mommy and Jack went around our cul-de-sac and all the way down the street. Sadly, there are at least 6 foreclosures, and many people chose not to participate in the trick or treat. There were 5 houses that were all decked out. When we went up to the first several doors, when the people would open them, Jack said, “Thank you!”. It took awhile to remind him to say “trick or treat” first. We went to the scary houses, and Jack was very brave. One of them had a fog machine, and Jack was concerned that the steam would burn him. Mommy explained that it wouldn’t, and Jack was fascinated that it didn’t. 

In the end, Jack had a positive Halloween experience, even if it was lacking from Mommy and Daddy’s perspective.

 

Jack’s First Haunted House (and Other Stories) October 24, 2008

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Tonight, we went to a haunted house at the Danz Biz Dance Company in downtown Antioch. We went, because we’re trying to get out more and see people, so we’ve joined a Meetup group (Creative Kids) and one of the families we met invited us to go.
I didn’t want to. I hated haunted houses as a child, and I really thought Jack would be scared. But then I thought, “Do I really think he’ll be scared? Or am I projecting my childhood onto him?” So, because I didn’t want to be a wimp, and because I like the other family, I said yes.
Bad. Idea.
I don’t know if anyone from CMU reads this, but, we used to do the “Chamber of Horrors” in the second subbasement of Margaret Morrison. We hung black drapes and created a maze, and each portion had its own scenes. It was a lot of fun. But it was scary. The Danz Biz Haunted House followed that motif.
I just walked through with Jack as quickly as I could without offending anyone. I pointed out the neat things to Jack, like the spider webs, and the Halloween lights. He started to cry at one point, and I just walked really fast and turned the corner. Fortunately, it was a forest scene. And although we could tell that the kids would normally jump out of the trees, in our case, they had taken off their masks and were peeping “Happy Halloween”. Thank God. At the end, there was candy. And although we hadn’t eaten dinner yet, I let Jack have an entire lollipop, because I did not want him to remember the scary part. I wanted him to associate it with candy.
On the way to the Haunted House, Jack asked, “Is there breakable stuff in there?” So cute!
We’re supposed to go to the Haunted Library on Monday, but I think not. Even if it is meant for little kids, I don’t want to take the chance of scaring the crap out of Jack. I’m trying very hard to accentuate the positive aspects of the dark. I was afraid of the dark far longer than I care to admit, and it’s a fear I don’t want him to have.
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Words Words Words

As we all know, Jack is a verbal giant. This evening, after the Haunted House, we went for a walk on a pier. He pointed at the pier posts and asked, “What those?”. I said “Piers”. He said, “They logs!” I didn’t know he knew the word “logs”.
Other words he likes to say: “O’Ryan” (for Orion, his cousin), “properly”, “I may?”, “Jackson Louis Chi-is-ter”.
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Dr. Singer

Jack loves his doctor. He knows his doctor’s name: “Doctor Singer”. We’ve had a few conversations about Dr. Singer.
Driving near Dr. Singer’s old office…

Jack: That my doctor’s office?
Mommy: That was your doctor’s office. But he moved.
Jack: Which one we walk to?
Mommy: We could walk to this one, but the one he moved to is far away.

Driving to the Haunted House, so we passed Dr. Singer’s old office again…

Jack: That not Dr. Singer’s office.
Mommy: No, that not Dr. Singer’s office. We’re going to see a new doctor next week.
Jack: (nervous) I like Dr. Singer!
Mommy: I like Dr. Singer too. We’re just going to see this new doctor so he can look at your ears. How do your ears feel?
Jack: They all bedder.
Mommy: Good. The new doctor is just going to look at your ears.
Jack: My ears all bedder. (Puts his hands on his ears.) I keep my hands here to keep them all bedder.
Mommy: Oh, honey, you don’t have to do that! We’re just going to see this new doctor so he can see if your ears are all better.
Jack: They ARE all bedder.
Mommy: Good, then if they’re all better, he’ll tell us that.
Jack: They are bedder.
Mommy: OK Jack. But Dr. Singer wants us to see this new doctor so he can check your ears. We’re not leaving Dr. Singer. We’re just going to see this new doctor just so he can check your ears.
Jack: (mollified) Dr. Singer check my eyes too.
Mommy: That’s right, Dr. Singer checks your eyes, but this doctor will just check your ears.
Jack: What new doctor’s name?
Mommy: I have to look it up. (Finds business card.) Dr. Rosen.
Jack: Dr. Rosen?
Mommy: Yes.
Jack: Sassy doctor, Dr. Hage-eh-men.
Mommy: Yes, Jack. Sassy’s doctor is Dr. Hagerman.

During dress up…

Last weekend, Jack put on his breathing mask and decided he was a doctor. I asked if he was Dr. Singer. He said, “No, I Dr. Hage-eh-man”. He says it as 3 distinct syllables.

Before bed time…
Jack: Where my medicine?
Mommy: Daddy said you don’t need to take your medicine anymore. You’re all done.
Jack: (jumps down from my lap and runs to the door) I do need it! Dr. Singer said I need my medicine to make my ears feel bedder!
Jack can now grab the medicine dropper, put it in his mouth, and push the plunger all by himself. How did we luck out on that?

Out of the blue…
Jack: What happened to the baby?
Mommy: The baby at Dr. Singer’s?
Jack: Yeah.
Mommy: The baby got shots.
Jack: The baby got shots.
The last time we were at the doctor’s office, there was a baby crying. We found out it was because the baby was getting vaccinated. We don’t vaccinate (OK, Jack had 3 shots for Hib) so Jack didn’t know what the fuss was about. For the past week, he’ll randomly bring up the baby getting shots. Mostly, he seems to be empathetic to the baby’s plight.

By the way we LOVE Dr. Singer. Dr. Richard Singer, with Sutter Delta Medical Group, in case you’re looking for a pediatrician in Antioch or Brentwood.
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We’re the Same

Sometime in the late summer, Jack discovered the idea of “the same”. He now notices whenever anything is “the same” as what he has. So, for example, Daddy drinks Pepsi and Jack has a cup that says Pepsi on it. Jack says, “We got the same!”
He pointed to our roof and said, “We got a brown roof.” Umm… OK… we do, but I hadn’t really noticed. Then, he pointed to our neighbors’ roof. He’s friends with the kids there. He said, “They got a brown roof! They got the same!” He’s right. We do. Jack really does pay a lot of attention.
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Line Up

Jack is also into lining objects up. He will take his bath toys and line them up one by one on the side of the tub. He takes his play food and lines it up on the carpet. He’ll line up the crackers or other food that he’s eating. It’s just neat to watch.

 

Halloween Sneak Preview October 5, 2008

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OK, so we thought Jack was going to be Super Why for Halloween. We thought we had found one of the last 3 Super Why costumes in existence on an eBay store. We were wrong. The store emailed us saying there won’t be any shipments before Halloween, and yes, we can have our money back. We thought, “Hey, we can make a Super Why costume.” So, Jack and I went out this morning and tried to find green pants, a green short sleeved shirt, a blue long-sleeved shirt, and blue shorts. Hahahaha! Nothing. But we did go to Target after dinner and looked in their costume section.
First, Jack wanted to be a pony. Then, he wanted to be James (a friend of Thomas the Tank Engine), then he wanted to be “a dress”, and then a dragon/dino. Max found a firefighter’s costume, and Jack definitely wanted to be that. For about 2 minutes. We finally settled on…

Jack as Thomas the Tank Engine

Jack as Thomas the Tank Engine


Now, I admit, I think that’s cheating. I mean, he’s wearing a dress with a train on it, basically. But he is really excited about it, and that’s what matters. He wanted to sleep in it, and when we said no, he said he wanted to rock with it (sit and rock while we read stories before bedtime). We said no, and he flipped, but I was able to divert him by showing him a particular book.
So, no Super Why, but we do have a Thomas. I may still get that costume for next year.

 

Weekly Update, Including Halloween Plans September 21, 2008

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So, let’s see if we can actually manage a weekly update, now that Mommy has a new laptop.
This was Jack’s second full week of actual pre-school. He started Montessori in July, but they do a modified program over the summer. Actual pre-school started on September 3, while we were in Pittsburgh, PA. Jack is now in a classroom of 7 kids. We had Back to School night on Wednesday to see how the program really works. His teacher is sweet. Jack seems to like school, although when we ask him what he did, he always says “I cried” because he cries when Max drops him off in the morning. He gets about a 2 hour nap/quiet time, which isn’t quite enough, but better than nothing. Jack does have friends at school. In fact, one day after school, he and Max met up with some of Jack’s friends in the grocery store. Jack talks about it whenever we pass the Raley’s: “I saw Luis and Joolana in that grocery store.” (Juliana, that is.)
He also asked me, “What that grocery store by pizza place and pet store?”. I told him, “Trader Joe’s”. The fact that he can articulate so clearly what he means continues to amaze me. And then, of course, it frustrates me when he points to a table full of toys and says, “Want that.”
Jack got some new toys in Pittsburgh, and Grandpa Clyde sent him a new toy on Friday. We are now the proud owners of Transforming Wall*e and Interactive Wall*e. Jack is very proud. The first thing he did (once Mommy got our new Wall*e out of the packaging) was to get his “little Wall*e” and introduce him to “big Wall*e”. Jack then tried to put their hands together so they could play “Ring aroun’ Rosie”.
Jack is also into Super Why and Thomas and His Friends. Daddy has ordered Jack’s Super Why costume for Halloween. How did we arrive at Super Why?
Monday
Mommy: Jack, remember how we talked about Halloween, and how you get to go to people’s houses and ask for candy?
Jack: TO-day???
Mommy: No, not today, but soon. Well, what do you want to dress up as? Super Why, Wall*e, or do you want to be a cow again?
Jack: Ladybug.
Mommy: OK. Super Why, Wall*e, Cow, or Ladybug?
Jack: I wanna be Princess P. (One of Super Why’s friends.)
Mommy to Daddy: I think he’s a little young to dress in drag.
Daddy: Yeah.
Mommy: OK Jack, do you want to be Super Why, Wall*e, a cow, or a ladybug?
Jack: Ladybug.
Each night, we asked Jack what he wanted to be for Halloween.
Tuesday it was a ladybug.
On Wednesday, Jack informed us that he was going to be Super Why, Mommy was going to be Princess P, and Daddy was going to be Pig. Daddy wasn’t happy with this plan.
Thursday, it was Super Why again. And Mommy was going to be Princess P. (Daddy wasn’t in the room at the time.)
Friday, it was Super Why, with no mention of the other characters.
So, Jack will be Super Why for Halloween.

This morning, Jack tried to put Daddy in time out. Jack hit Daddy a few times by accident, and wasn’t respecting Daddy’s personal space. Daddy swatted him on the hand, and Jack said, “You do not hit me. I put you in time out.” Daddy’s response: “Nice try, but NO.”

He’s precocious, this boy of ours!

 

January Year-End Update January 16, 2008

Jack is 2 years old! We will celebrate his 2nd birthday with a small party on January 30. (We had to postpone the party due to illness.) His grandparents are here for his actual birthday on January 17. Jack is 28 pounds, 8 ounces. He is over 33 inches tall; he will not stand or lie still long enough to get a measurement. We continue to believe that he is the smartest baby boy ever. At age 2, most kids will have 50-70 words, but Jack’s vocabulary keeps growing. Fortunately, he has not yet learned to ask “Why?”, but we’re sure that’s coming. He routinely speaks in 3-5 word sentences. Some of his favorite new things to say are:

  • I like this, or I like “dat”, or I like this thing (where thing is food, a person, a toy, etc. with which he’s playing)
  • I want “dat”, or I want this.
  • Appetizer
  • Ginormous (as in, “Draw ginormous yucky trash.”)
  • Jamba Juice. Green Jamba Juice. (Jack’s favorite Jamba Juice is the Matcha Green Tea Blast, which we get twice a week.)
  • Mommy do it, Daddy do it, or Jack do it.

In October, Jack was a cow for Halloween. Mommy dressed up like a farmer to take him trick-or-treating. We only went to about 10 houses. Jack was a big hit, but he was too shy to say “trick or treat” very loud. This Thanksgiving, Jack was old enough to actually eat a turkey dinner, which he generally enjoyed. He requested “apple pie” for dessert. Jack began going to day care twice a week in November, in anticipation of Mommy getting a job. He made Mommy & Daddy a lovely Christmas present, which we will cherish for quite some time. Jack himself was completely spoiled on Christmas. However, he did not want to open his presents! To read more about our Christmas, see Robyn’s LiveJournal entry, Christmas at the Chittisters’.

Jack is still obssessed with trash, and Jack and Robyn seek out David the garbage man every Thursday morning and follow him around the block. The garbage man now stops and waits for them at the corners, so he’s sure they can see him picking up the trash. Thanks to the yucky trash, Jack can now accurately identify green, blue, and brown. Now Jack can correctly identify the major colors, although he sometimes gets orange and yellow mixed up. He loves to draw! He really likes it when Mommy or Daddy draw “ginormous” yucky trash cans, lollipops, or cups of tea for him.

Jack tries to be helpful by throwing things away in the yucky trash, getting shoes from the basket at the door, and putting his toys and bibs away.

So, according to the Milestone Charts, Jack should be able to: Name at least 6 body parts, make 2-3 word sentences, speak so that about half of his words are understood. About half of kids at age 2 are also able to talk about themselves, arrange items in categories, walk down stairs. More advanced 2 year olds can understand abstract concepts, jump, and be aware of gender differences. He can do all of that, except put items into categories. He’s learning about opposites, and understands that, even if two colors are different, they can still be blue. (There are 2 shades of blue and 2 of green on a drawing web site that we frequent, and he asks for “blue” or “other blue” and “green” or “other green.”)

Jack can count to 12, although he can’t always stop counting. For example, if the snowman has 3 buttons, Jack will sometimes count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. He can recognize the existence of letters, such as looking at a sign and knowing it’s comprised of letters. He now calls them “ABCs”. He knows the entire ABC song. He recognizes the letter O by name. (Robyn thinks it’s because of Cheerios.) He also recognizes J (for “Jack”), and sometimes A and E.

Jack has the vocabulary and communication skills of a 3 or 4 year old, according to the milestone charts. He’ll at least try to say anything you ask him to say, including “apocalypse”. You haven’t heard cute if you haven’t heard Jack say “pocalypse”. Signing Time! and Johnny and the Sprites are his most-requested shows. He knows almost all of the body parts; he certainly knows the major ones – ear, eye, mouth, etc., and is learning some others – forehead, cheek, and chin being recent additions.

Jack also loves to sing! He’s getting better and better. His repertoire includes “Row Row Row Your Boat”, the ABCs, “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”, “Old MacDonald”, “Rock-a-Bye Baby”, “Frosty the Snowman”, “Johnny and the Sprites”, and “How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?”. He also sings his own tunes while playing. He also correctly identifies ALL of the Winnie the Pooh characters, and he’s getting better at saying “Christopher Robin.” He now knows that Mommy, Daddy, Nana, Pa, and Great-Grandma have other names. He always knows Mommy’s, Daddy’s, and Nana’s names, but he’s not so consistent on the others. We are teaching him his last name. The day after Christmas, we were working on it, and he said, “Chi-ister. I like Chi-ister.” Again, so cute!

Robyn loves this story from September: Last night, in the Costco parking lot, Robyn said “Chocolate momma, Chocolate up the milk.” and Jack said “Drink milk. Black tan.” The line is from the book Black is Brown is Tan, which is a new favorite of his (and one we highly recommend).

Jack can toss a ball, but not catch it. He likes to play with our neighbors, who are 4, 6, 9, and 10. The 4 year old likes to hug Jack. He likes to run, and is actually understanding the difference between the sidewalk and the street. Another fun playtime activity involves feeding a baby bottle to his baby, his rabbit, his cow… really, all of the stuffed animals. He can sort shapes and put the blocks in the proper slots to get them back into the shape sorters. Jack also loves to play with Mommy’s scissors. Fortunately, she has the decorative ones that cut in waves, so no sharp edges. Of course, he really likes to spin the scissor holder around. I don’t think Aunt Ann knew she was getting Robyn a child’s toy when she gave her those scissors for Christmas in 2004. Jack likes to play peek-a-boo with us, himself, or inanimate objects. Sometimes, he’ll simply cover his own eyes and say “Where’s Jack?”. Hilarious! Jack likes pillow pits, which is a big stack of pillows, often on Mommy & Daddy’s bed, into which he is thrown or jumps. He likes to “fwoomp”. Jack is also learning to jump, and boy is he getting good at it! We began playing hide and seek about two weeks ago. Jack is getting much better at climbing, though he still hasn’t figured out how to climb out of his crib.

Jack enjoys the typical boy toys – cars (“car says vroom”) and trucks. He also likes puzzles, which he can do better and better each day. He seemed to master the shape sorter overnight. One day he couldn’t do it without help, the next day, Great-Grandma’s telling him how wonderful he is for putting the blocks in the right spaces. As part of putting things away, he will often take his toys and rearrange them in the play area or on the shelves. It’s really amusing to see him so seriously place each toy exactly where he thinks it should go. Then he generally knocks them all over or dumps them out of the container. He spied the Duplos that we were saving for mid-year (thank you Great Aunt Sue) and now dumps them over on his floor everyday to play with them. He really likes playing with other kids, so enjoys going to day care and playgroup.

Jack still chooses not to feed himself with a fork (but he does with a spoon). He plays with his food too much, stuffs it into his mouth and spits it out, it’s just too messy. Apparently, children in Guatemala don’t feed themselves until age 3, so we’ve got some time.

We got Jack a little seat for the toilet, and he sometimes asks to sit on it. He loves toilet paper and flushing, so we’re slowly getting him to think that the toilet is super-cool.

Jack doesn’t take off his own clothes yet, though he can and does take off his socks and shoes. Jack can now walk down the stairs, while holding hands, but doesn’t usually walk up (he climbs). Usually, he slides, scoots, or jumps down the stairs (with parental supervision of course). And while Jack loves to draw, he can’t draw anything recognizable. (Apparently, some children can draw straight lines at this age.) Mommy saw him kick a ball for the first time on November 12. Speaking of kicking, Jack has entered a violent phase, and is biting (through clothing) and sometimes hitting people for no discernible reason. We use time outs, which work relatively well, but not always. Something else Mommy isn’t entirely proud of, the day after Christmas Jack got up on a stool and started yelling “Damnit damnit damnit damnit!”. So, yes, Jack has learned how to repeat words and snippets of conversation.

And what is Jack eating these days? Crackers, especially goldfish (he can say “goldfish”). And “mac and cheese” which he says and signs. He simply loves mac and cheese, which fortunately means any pasta with cheese on it. He can say “pasta” and kind of signs it. Tomatoes are his favorite fruit. He can successfully eat an entire container of yogurt by himself. At Halloween, Jack discovered candy. Especially “lollipops”. We’re going to hide it all after his birthday and try to convince him that candy only exists from October to January. It might work.

We spent a couple of weekends in September sick. Jack got a cold, then gave it to Daddy and Mommy. Daddy got it the worst. Mommy introduced Jack to Jamba Juice, which he really liked! The last weekend in September, Jack got a stomach bug, then gave it to Daddy and Mommy, who were hit worse than Jack was. Jack got sick again when he started day care two days a week in November. He had a persistent sniffle that turned into a sinus infection on December 31. Max and Robyn have also been hit with colds, though Max’s is far worse than Robyn’s. So, we began the New Year ill. Hopefully, we will avoid so much sickness this year.

 

The Fair June 2, 2007

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Jack and Mommy with LlamaMommy and Jack at the Llama Pen
Tonight, we had the quintessential family experience: We went to the County Fair. Mostly, I thought that Jack would like the livestock. He loves cows, and is learning how to say the names and/or sounds of many farm animals. He now has: Moo, Cow, Baa, Goat, Hop Hop (bunnies), Cuck Cuck (chickens), and Pig. Getting to the livestock meant going all the way down a very loud midway. The food vendors included funnel cakes, the Cotton Candy Castle, Mexican food, Thai cuisine, fresh lemonade, BBQ, sundaes – all the fair favorites. (Wait. Thai cuisine? What’s that all about?) Booths ranged from the traditional fun, games, and souvenirs to the body piercing (sanitized and sterile!) and custom cell phone accessories. Max even saw a little lucha libre mask and started telling Jack he could be that for Halloween. (Mommy thinks he should be a cow.) Anyway, we smelled the livestock before we saw it, so we knew we were going in the right direction. At first, I couldn’t see how big the area was, and all I saw were some goats being shown in pens. The 4-H was out en masse. I had never seen them in their uniforms. They look kind of like sailors in a bizarre Old Navy ad gone wrong. Lots of braids for the girls. Jack loved watching the goats walk around the pens. Then, we saw that there was more. There was an area of cages. What was in the cages? First, there were turkeys, who didn’t seem to be all that impressive, nor were they impressed by the fairgoers. But, what was just past the turkeys?

“Look Jack! Hop hops!”
“Hop hop! Hop hop!” Jack was extremely excited to see the bunny rabbits. Most of them were up and eating or hopping. There was one bunny who was so beautiful! Its name was Bambie (sic). I told Jack that if he ever did 4-H, he might get to raise a Hop Hop. We spent a great deal of time walking around the rabbit cages. We progressed to the chicken coops, then to see the roosters. There was a Polish type of bird. I can’t remember if it was a chicken or a rooster. It had this big Elvis-like poof of feathers over its head. I couldn’t see its eyes.
Next to the roosters were other birds, mostly huge pigeons, which didn’t look like standard pigeons at all. They looked more like doves crossed with chickens.
Beyond that was a whole complex of corrals and pens. There were cows being shown (by a 4-H girl in braids and a 4-H guy with sideburns and a navy blazer ). We kind of weaved around, seeing the sheep, who had just been shorn, apparently. They really did look naked. The sheep noise is tricky. Conventionally taught to children as Baa!, Jack learned it from an episode of Go Baby, in which the sheep actually bleats. So when you ask “What does the sheep say?” Jack does a dry laugh. It does sound a bit like a bleat, but it is not Baa! Well, mid-way through the rows of pens, Jack starts saying “Baa!”. He also found a new word – goat! Goats and pigs far outnumbered any other animals there. Jack liked the pigs, but he clearly preferred the goats. We found the cows on the outside of the pens, in small corrals. We were not allowed to touch them, so Jack could not “pat” them, no matter how much he said or signed “please.” But he did enjoy seeing them, and said “Moo” and “cow” a lot. We went back in and saw more pigs, one of whom let Jack pet him. Sadly, the pictures of the encounter show my arm in front of Jack petting the pig, so there is no permanent record.
Side note: I really hate our camera. It takes pathetic pictures in dim lighting, and mediocre ones when the lighting is difficult. The pen/corral area was like a barn without walls, so the light was coming it at odd angles. This caused many of the pictures to be blurry. Also, it has now decided that any picture taken when someone is moving, even slightly, will be blurry. I have to keep setting the blasted thing when I really don’t understand any of the options, despite the fact that I have literally read the manual twice. Not just skimmed, but read, paying attention and everything.
But I digress…
At the end of the building there were horses. These horses were in large cages, with a security chain around the area, and a security guard in each corner. I told Jack, “Horses are expensive, so I guess that’s why there’s the extra security.” Then Max pointed out a Budweiser truck, and said, “These are Clydesdales. They’re famous horses.”
Max was taking the pictures because there are so few of me with Jack. He didn’t take pictures of individual animals though, so I can’t show you the massive Clydesdales. They’re like the Andre the Giants of horses.
In the pens next to the horses were a few pygmy goats, which Jack petted with glee. He seemed to really love the goats, perhaps even more so than the cows, because he could touch them. Next to the pygmy goats were 3 or 4 llamas. They weren’t too interested in us, which was kind of sad, because I know Jack would have loved to pat one. Also, we just got the book Is Your Mama a Llama? so there was that connection.
We left the building by way of the steers. A lot of people were joking about “2000 pounds of meat” but throughout our expedition, I was telling Jack, “This is why we don’t eat pigs or cows.”
We had to put Jack back in the stroller. Then we went back down the midway to where we came in. It had gotten darker, and it was actually chilly. Jack started asking for food as soon as he saw me get an $8 BBQ chicken sandwich. I gave him some of the bread, then went to the Fresh Lemonade stand where I paid $5 to a guy who called me “Sweetie,” “Honey,” and “Darlin’” in the span of one transaction. Good lemonade though!
Max (with his $8 BBQ pork sandwich) sat down with Jack while I looked for the vendor selling PB&J. I found them, ordered the sandwich, then noticed that it came with a free drink, and yes, they had lemonade, which looked like it may have been made from real lemons. I also got some garlic fries. They sold salads too, and I asked if they sold very many of them. The guy said, “Maybe 25 or 30.” I said, “Coming to a fair and eating salad? Who does that?” He said, “Vendors. People who travel and want something good to eat. That’s why we do it.”
You learn something new every day.
So I went back to where Jack and Max were sitting. I had to take Jack out of the stroller because he couldn’t drink out of the straw while he was in it – the drink was too tall. He ate about 1/4-1/3 of the pb&j. Max also told me that Jack shared my food preferences – Jack wouldn’t eat the bread that came from Max’s pork sandwich, only the bread that came from my chicken sandwich. Now, it probably has more to do with wanting Mommy’s food, but still, I hope that he maybe came out of there with a tiny understanding of not eating other mammals.
Jack became cranky during “dinner.” The fair was just too loud and it was hard to understand what he wanted. We left before Max had a chance to win him anything. We went out by way of Brad’s Reptile World. There was a small building, about the size of an average church hall, full of terrariums. They had turtles and tortoises, salamanders, lizards, snakes, iguanas, and a baby alligator. Actually, it looked more like a school-aged alligator. They also had an albino python and you could have a picture taken with it wrapped around you (for $6). After we looked at the iguana for a bit, it closed its eyes and Jack said, “Nye Nye”. Then, they put the baby alligator back into its wading pool, and Jack said, “Kick Kick”. Then he started leaning towards the pool and signing “Please.”
“No Jack, you cannot go kick kick with the alligator.”
When we got home, we tried to see if Jack remembered what we had done. We talked about seeing the cows and the goats, then he started back for the door. He said, “Bye Bye”. I said, “Jack, we just came back. Why do you want to go bye bye again?” He said, “Cow. Moo.”
He took a very quick bath and was asleep on my lap within the hour.
I say the event was a success!
 

Ten Months November 18, 2006

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Jack at 10 Months

At 10 months, Jack is meeting almost all of the 10 month milestones, as well as several of the 11 month milestones in What to Expect the First Year. One of the neatest to watch is Jack practicing his fine motor skills. He can pick up very tiny objects with any combination of thumb and fingers. This means that he cleans our carpets for us. Fortunately, he’s getting better about obeying the command, “Not in the mouth.”
The most amazing event that happened this month? Jack crawls! We even have the movie to prove it. We believe the first sight of this crawling was on November 6. It’s a funny kind of crawl in which he tucks one leg under the other and kind of tries to get up off the ground. Jack is standing while holding onto objects and is starting to cruise. He can stand by himself for very short periods of time. Usually, by the time he figures out he’s standing, he falls. However, when he holds onto pieces of furniture, he does squats to see how far he can get to the ground without falling. Sassy is getting used to this mobile Jack, and will generally move at the last possible moment before Jack can get to her. However, Jack does appear to be learning patience in dealing with Sassy. He will now just look at her instead of always grabbing.

Jack loves to topple towers, especially of the nesting blocks that Michael F. gave him. We play zoo with the stuffed animals, and he knows that Simba goes “wiggle wiggle wiggle pounce!”. His favorite book is currently Amazing Baby, I Love You, given to us by Melissa G. Jack can turn the pages himself!

We’re also getting naps under control! Many thanks to the book Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child. Jack is a much happier human being when he gets enough sleep.

Jack had a cold (his second, for the record) on Halloween, so he only went trick or treating at our next door neighbors’ house. We ended up getting the cold too, thus illustrating our need for a baby-sitter. Any volunteers? Suggestions?

Jack has been making a very funny face for the past month or so, which can be seen on his official ten month photo. He likes to scrunch up his face and show his teeth, kind of like a shrew. Mimicking is also big with him, like shaking his head when Mommy shakes her head. We think he understands the word “no” he just doesn’t obey it. Stop! works much better.

His culinary horizons have been broadened with the introduction of chicken and sweet potato dinner and Cheerios. He’s eating more solids each day and is just now beginning to prefer them over formula, it seems.

Jack still has two words: Hi and Daddy. He loves to babble, and sometimes you’d swear he was really saying real sentences. Like, “Not that” for example. We’re still signing certain words to him in the hopes that he’ll pick it up. He’s waved twice, kind of by accident, but we think he’s almost there. He does get that waving means something, and will usually say “Hi” to us when we wave.